Behind The Eye-Patch

Fer any o’ ye wonderin’ what lies beneath me eye-patch, an’ what I be lookin’ like without the cursed thing — here ye go. ’Tis a rough life bein’ captain o’ the Pervy Pirates. Some might say… ye be liable t’ lose an eye.

 

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Bandit 220 Speedboat

The Bandit 220 is a bare-bones, no-frills speedster that does exactly what it promises: it gets you where you need to go fast. If you’re looking for a sleek lounging yacht or a multi-pose cruiser for social trips, this isn’t it—the B220 is all business, built for speed, utility, and pure fun on the water.

One of its biggest advantages is how well it works for GTFO! runs. Lightweight, responsive, and quick off the line, the B220 lets you dart from hub to hub with ease. Whether you’re threading through Blake Sea traffic or making tight turns around tricky coastlines, the boat handles like a dream.

When you buy the Bandit 220, you actually get two versions: the 5-0 and the Runner. Think of them as parts of a built-in game—almost like high-speed tag on the water. I haven’t tried the game yet, but having that extra layer of interactivity is a fun bonus that adds replay value to an already solid craft.

As for features, this boat keeps things simple. You get one pose, the driver’s seat—that’s it. No lounging, no passengers, no gimmicks. But honestly, that fits the identity of this boat. It’s built for people who want performance over comfort and precision over décor.

Whether you’re racing friends, experimenting with the included game, blasting across Blake Sea, or running rapid-fire GTFO routes, the Bandit 220 earns its spot as a reliable, fast, and thrilling addition to your boat collection.

And here’s my own custom paint job on the B220—simple, clean, and exactly the way a boat built for speed should look.

 

skûtsje from TMS/Bandit

Today I’m relaxing on my Skutsje boat from The Mesh Shop and Bandit. I bought it a few years ago and have since customized it quite a bit—but as of the date of this post, TMS has the Skutsje on sale for 50% off.

A skûtsje (pronounced “skootshuh”) is a traditional Frisian sailing vessel, a type of tjalk or Dutch barge. Originally used as everyday cargo boats, they’re now cherished icons of Frisia. Built from the 18th century until around 1930, skûtsjes typically span 12 to 20 meters (39 to 65 feet) in length and average about 3.5 meters (11 feet) in width, with a maximum width of 4 meters—just right for navigating historic Frisian bridges and locks.

This boat is a joy to captain and has plenty of space for friends. I’ve outfitted mine for lounging and sharing drinks, making it perfect for relaxed cruising. If you’re looking for something a bit different, stop by TMS and take one out for a test sail. You’re going to love it.

 

Carol's Fashions

As a user of the now-discontinued N-Core Erika body, tracking down shops that still support it has been a bit of a challenge, something that tends to happen whenever a new body enters the Second Life market. Thankfully, many helpful people have put together lists of stores that cater to Erika, and that’s how I came across Carol’s: a true hidden gem I found myself visiting almost weekly.

Carol’s leans toward conservative fashion, perfect for anyone who wants their curves beautifully highlighted without showing everything, if you know what I mean. If you own the Erika body, you’ll be happy to know that Carol’s does indeed offer a lovely selection of clothing for it.

Today, I’m wearing the Gianna Cardigan and Dress. I originally picked them up during a sale, but even at full price they’re very reasonable. Yet another great reason to stop by Carol’s regularly and catch their new-release deals.

If you haven’t visited Carol’s yet, definitely check them out!

Wearing the SPANKED Leza skin that can be found at the SPANKED marketplace or inworld stores.

MP: https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/SPANKED-Skins-Leza/17306442

Store: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Olentyne/91/152/802

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*Wearing Erika body and Lelutka head.

Disclaimer: All individuals featured in this content are over the age of 18 and legally adults. Please note that age can vary in appearance — some adults may look younger than they are.

 

Was I Wrong? Le'La's revisited...

I have to admit, I was a little mistaken about Le’La. In my last blog, I mentioned that since the discontinuation of the Erika body from N-Core, it seemed like Le’La had stopped releasing outfits for that body type. And at first, it really did look that way.

However, recently Le’La dropped around 11 new outfits that do fit the Erika body! I’m not sure if these were in the works for a while or if my original post will eventually prove true, but for now, I’m thrilled to see Le’La supporting Erika again.

Today, I’m wearing the {Le’La} Alvinia Outfit in sleek all black. It comes with a color HUD, so you can customize it to your liking, and features six different parts to complete the look. Let’s just say the bartender couldn’t take his eyes off me, so I’d call that a win for the outfit!

If you haven’t checked out Le’La lately, it’s definitely worth another look.

Wearing the SPANKED Jaida skin that can be found at the SPANKED marketplace or inworld stores.

MP: https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/SPANKED-Skins-Jaida/19441908

Store: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Olentyne/91/152/802

Flickr: https://www.flickr.com/photos/185717395@N06/

*Wearing Erika Futa body and Lelutka head.

Disclaimer: All individuals featured in this content are over the age of 18 and legally adults. Please note that age can vary in appearance — some adults may look younger than they are.

 

N-Core & Le'La

 

I’ve been a fan of N-Core in Second Life for as long as I can remember. In fact, before mesh was even a thing, I once reached out to them suggesting sculpted bare feet—and not long after, they made them! N-Core has always been a pioneer in pushing SL fashion forward.

My favorite body by far is the Erika from N-Core. It’s the only body in Second Life that includes an integrated transgender option, which, as a futanari, made it absolutely perfect for me. The shape, details, and overall design were exactly what I’d always wanted in a body, and I was thrilled to make it my main one. And trust me—I own nearly every top body available in SL!

Of course, having a unique body comes with challenges—mainly, finding quality clothing that fits it well. That’s where Le’La comes in. Le’La has been one of the best fashion stores in SL, offering a wide range of outfits that include fits for the Erika body. I own well over a hundred of their creations, and every time they release something new, I’m right there to grab it.

Unfortunately, with the recent announcement that the Erika body is being retired and no longer supported, it seems Le’La has also stopped creating new fits for it. It’s such a shame. Le’La has always been my go-to for Erika-compatible fashion, but now, when I see a new release notice, my excitement often turns to disappointment upon realizing there’s no Erika size included.

That said, if you still wear and love the Erika body, there’s good news—Le’La still has hundreds of stunning outfits available for it, and the prices are unbeatable. One of my recent purchases is the Makel outfit, a gorgeous mix of leather and lace that comes in a variety of colors. I chose the white version with gold metal accents, and it looks fantastic.

So whether you’re an Erika loyalist or wear another body entirely, check out Le’La. Great fashion, affordable prices, and consistent quality—it’s a winning combination. And hopefully, one day, they’ll bring back Erika support again.

Wearing the SPANKED Jaida skin that can be found at the SPANKED marketplace or inworld stores.

MP: https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/SPANKED-Skins-Jaida/19441908

Store: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Olentyne/91/152/802

Flickr: https://www.flickr.com/photos/185717395@N06/

*Wearing Erika Futa body and Lelutka head.

Disclaimer: All individuals featured in this content are over the age of 18 and legally adults. Please note that age can vary in appearance — some adults may look younger than they are.

BBX Yachts – A Stylish Slice of Second Life Luxury

BBX sometimes gets a bit of criticism from hardcore sailing purists in Second Life, but personally, I approach their creations with a different perspective. When I look at BBX boats and yachts, I’m not expecting a hyper-realistic sailing simulation — I’m looking for beautifully designed, luxurious vessels that are perfect for relaxing, socializing, and entertaining.

I recently picked up the stunning PJ-A3 yacht from BBX, and I absolutely love it. Every time I set sail, I feel like one of SL’s elite. I cruise to one of my favorite scenic spots, invite friends over, and enjoy the sun, drinks, and music on the spacious deck. The interior is equally impressive, featuring a stylish lounge, a kitchen, a full-sized bedroom with a functional bed, and a complete bathroom. It's not just a yacht — it’s a floating photo-ready paradise that can easily double as a permanent home.

Another thing I really appreciate about BBX is the founder’s generosity. Beyond offering regular discounts, they sometimes include surprise extras — whether it's another boat or additional amenities, it's always a welcome bonus.

So while BBX may not offer the most technically realistic sailing experience and may come with a higher prim count, they excel in what they’re clearly designed for: luxury, leisure, and living the high life at sea.

 

⚓️🏴‍☠️ Ahoy, ye scurvy sea dogs! 🏴‍☠️⚓️

 ⚓️🏴‍☠️ Ahoy, ye scurvy sea dogs! 🏴‍☠️⚓️

The rowdy crew o’ The Pervy Pirate be takin’ full advantage o' this fine day upon the vast waters o’ the Blake Sea, deep in the wilds o’ Second Life! 🌊

We’ve dropped anchor just off the shores o’ the Sirens Islands, where the sea be calm, the sun be smilin’, and the grog be flowin' like a storm surge in a thunderin’ squall! 🍺💥

With barrels o’ ale cracked open and tankards clankin’, we be singin’ shanties, shakin’ our peg legs, and raisin’ a toast to the freedom o’ the open seas! No laws, no landlubbers—just rum, revelry, and the sweet scent o’ salt in the air.

Aye, it be a grand day to be a pirate, me hearties. If ye be hearin’ the call o’ the sea, follow the stars—or the smell o' spilled ale—and come join the mischief.

Long live the life o’ plunder, pleasure, and piracy! 🏴‍☠️🍻 Arrr!

P-51 Mustang from ZSK

Most of the time, you’ll find me exploring by sea aboard one of my many ships—but lately, I’ve had the urge to take to the skies. I’ve had my eye on a WWII-era P-51 Mustang for a while now, and I finally decided to go for it—and I’m glad I did.

This aircraft is a hyper-realistic replica of the iconic WWII fighter, with incredible attention to detail that truly honors the original design. What really impressed me is the use of emotes to control key features like the canopy, landing gear, and flaps. It’s intuitive and keeps the screen free from a bulky HUD, which surprisingly adds to the immersion. While I usually prefer flying with a HUD, in this case, flying without one just feels right.

I often find myself in mouse-look mode, soaring across the Blake Sea, practicing takeoffs and landings. The plane handles beautifully—it’s incredibly agile and fully combat-ready with functional guns and bombs, making it perfect for both casual flying and dogfights.

If you’re in Second Life and looking for a top-tier P-51 Mustang replica, I highly recommend checking out the ZSK Main Store at: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Annyong/116/110/54

 

1920's Fashion

A Delightful Encounter and a Fabulous Vintage Find

Today, while out fishing on my little boat in Blake Sea, I had the pleasure of meeting a charming Italian woman named Colette Hynes. She was full of life and radiated such a captivating energy. As we got to chatting, we discovered we were both content creators — and before long, we were deep in conversation about fashion.

To my surprise and delight, Colette Hynes gifted me a gorgeous vintage-style dress inspired by the 1920s to 1950s. I couldn't wait to get home, unpack it, and try it on — and it did not disappoint! It fits my Maitreya LaraX body like a dream and is absolutely adorable.

If you're into vintage fashion, I highly recommend checking out Colette Hynes's store. The pieces are stylish, reasonably priced, and full of retro charm. What more could you ask for?

Check out her store at: https://marketplace.secondlife.com/en-US/stores/255952

 

SP-18 Typhoon Seaplane – Quick Review

 SP-18 Typhoon Seaplane – Quick Review

I’ve decided to start a new habit—once a week (or every other week), I’ll pick something I own in Second Life and share a quick review. For my first entry, I’m taking a look at the SP-18 Typhoon seaplane.

I originally bought this plane after a disappointing purchase of another aircraft (which shall remain unnamed). Frustrated but still in search of a reliable seaplane, I came across the SP-18 Typhoon—and it turned out to be exactly what I was looking for.

This plane is a solid, high-quality build. It’s easy to fly, beginner-friendly, and handles region crossings surprisingly well—aside from the usual SL server hiccups we all know too well. Whether you're planning a long scenic flight or just hopping between islands, the Typhoon handles it all with ease.

One of the things I really appreciate is the inclusion of relaxing poses for when you want to kick back after flying. Customizing it is also simple—I gave mine a Pride-themed paint job and regularly get compliments when I take it out.

If you're looking for a dependable, stylish seaplane at a reasonable price, I highly recommend checking out the SP-18 Typhoon on the Second Life Marketplace.

Shayna & Emily, making a baby

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The Goblin Kingdom

 

In the realm of SecondLife, a hidden gem awaits those seeking a unique and immersive role-playing experience. The Goblin Kingdom, an adult sim, is a place where avatars are crafted with meticulous care and passion, and the role-play is nothing short of exceptional. It's not uncommon to witness public displays of affection, or even full-on copulation, as residents indulge in their desires without inhibition.

Among the many intriguing characters that inhabit this virtual world, there's Futa Shay - a goblin who has undergone a remarkable transformation. Once a slender and flat-chested femboy with a tiny futa cock, Shay now stands tall and proud as a curvaceous goddess. A magical potion has blessed her with ample assets - large, perky breasts that strain against her skimpy bikini top, and a plump, juicy ass that fills out her bottom perfectly.

If you're craving an immersive, adult-oriented role-play experience, look no further than The Goblin Kingdom in SecondLife. This sim is a treasure trove of fantasies waiting to be explored. On multiple occasions, I've found myself lost in the throes of passion with a stunning elf, my futa cock buried deep within her warmth as we engaged in steamy, unforgettable RP sessions. The Goblin Kingdom is the perfect playground for those seeking a haven where inhibitions are shed and desires are fulfilled. So come on in, grab an avatar, and let your imagination run wild. Who knows? You might just find yourself balls deep in your own fantasy scenario before long.

The Elitism and Gatekeeping of Primfeed: Why I’m Done

For a long time, I was one of the people who defended Primfeed. When others expressed concerns about its strict policies or questioned the trustworthiness of linking it to their Second Life accounts, I’d reassure them. I saw Primfeed as a hub for creative expression within the Second Life community—a place to share art, style, and stories. But after my recent experience, I can no longer support a platform that stifles creativity and hides behind arbitrary, elitist standards.

I was banned from Primfeed for using AI to enhance my photos. The irony? It’s obvious to anyone with eyes that many users—perhaps the majority—rely on post-processing, filters, and yes, even AI tools to elevate their content. There’s an unspoken rule that only certain people are allowed to bend the norms, and if you’re not part of that inner circle, you’re an easy target. My ban wasn’t about AI—it was about not fitting their mold.

And let’s talk about the mold.

Primfeed enforces a rigid aesthetic—avatars must look a certain way, fit a particular, hyper-mature standard of adult presentation. If your avatar has even a hint of youthfulness, especially in adult-themed posts, your content is flagged or removed. No room for nuance, no conversation, just instant judgment and takedowns. I was warned months ago, and when I tried again—with care and intention—my account was locked out. The message I received was clear:

“As mentioned in the screen when you try to login, the model still looks too young. We've already talked about it back in April... I'm sorry, but I don't want to allow adult content with very very young avatars.”

That’s not moderation. That’s blanket censorship based on personal taste masquerading as community standards.

Primfeed presents itself as a platform for creatives, but it only uplifts a narrow definition of beauty, style, and expression. If you deviate from that in any way, you’re either silenced or erased. It’s a toxic, exclusionary environment where the rules aren’t applied evenly, and favoritism runs deep.

I used to be one of its biggest champions. Now, I see what so many tried to warn me about: the creator of Primfeed isn’t just enforcing guidelines—he’s curating a community around his own narrow vision, at the expense of diversity and artistic freedom.

I’m done wasting my time on a platform that punishes innovation and controls expression. Creativity should be about pushing boundaries—not about conforming to one person’s ideal. Goodbye, Primfeed.