Merry xXxMas
Ahoy, me hearty Pervy Pirates! Shayna the Grinch be wishin' ye a Merry Fuckin' Christmas, ye scurvy dogs! May yer stockings be stuffed with more than just coal this year - how about a thick helping of me futa cock, eh? I'll be plunderin' yer holes and leavin' ye all ho-ho-ho'ed out. So raise yer mugs of grog and prepare yerselves for a holiday season filled with non-stop fuckin' and suckin'. Arrr, Shayna out!

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